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The Christmas Riddle

12/6/2020

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I was in my teens, my parents and I had stopped in several stores during the hustle and bustle of the holiday rush, to mark off some names from their Christmas list. I remember both my mom and I were holding bags filled with our purchases, when we walked out the door into the parking lot.

Straight in front of us, a small crowd had gathered. There was a man with a long beard who spoke to the crowd, whatever he was saying, it had them all mesmerized. We stopped to listen. I remember pushing myself up to the front so I could see. He was in regular clothes for that time of year, but on his head, he wore a Christmas hat. He was probably in his twenties.

“Anyone,” he asked.

The crowd looked at each other.

“I’ll say it again for the new folks joining us,” he said.

I folded my arms as he stepped back to broadcast.

“Here’s a Christmas riddle for you,” he said, “What is on my hat, that you get one free?”

I glanced at his Christmas hat. Just towards the bottom of it, there was a small mistletoe leaf.

The crowd looked at each other again in confusion. Are you serious? It’s not that hard.

“Mistletoe,” I called out.

The man seemed shocked that I had gotten it, he stood there for a second and then nodded. He pointed at me, signaling that I was correct. It wasn’t until he started walking towards me that I realized what I had just done to myself. As he bent down, he puckered his lips.

I flung my hands up in front of my face as I screamed. Leave it to me to be subtle. I fell backwards into the crowd, desperately searching for my parents. I was about to be kidnapped, where were they? The man stopped in his tracks and flung his hands up to his sides.

“What,” he cried out, “do I have fangs?”

He seemed a little insulted. It’s then I caught a glimpse of my father, who had been standing behind me the entire time. He was laughing! I tripped out of the crowd and bolted for the car. The realization of why no one was answering his riddle, was crystal clear at that point.

​Yep, lesson learned. 
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Jania Wilson
12/6/2020 04:18:55 pm

You could really write a comedy book with all your stories!!! It would be a delite to read during this year’s shenanigans!

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